Megan Fox is a MAN

Categories: Gossip Corner, Informative
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Published on: June 5, 2009

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Megan Fox is very pretty, hot and gorgeos, isn’t she? She is even named the no.1 sexiest woman for FHM 2008.

 

But too bad, She’s a HE. I repeat. Megan Fox is a HE.

 

I found out from Weekly World News . The message reads below :”

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

 

It’s such a disastrous story for the guys. Seriously, you remember this scene at Transformers? I rememberred it well. The guys’ reaction are all with the BIG “WAH” on their face and almost drooling saliva.

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Think again, right now that you know she’s a HE, would you still be so interested? Err… Wait a sec, did you went and google her photos and save it to your machine and set as wallpaper after you watch Transformers?!

 

Are you deleting it now already?

 

Updates : After some research on the.internet, it seems like Weekly World News is the source of the story mentioned above. The MTV and Spreadit.org states what she mentioned below. She said that because she was nervous about her appearance.

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”

“I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

So, what do you think now? Let me help you to clear the air. Megan Fox is SHE, a female, a lady. Everything of her looks real and HOT! The rumour seems to be started off by some gossip website.

51 Comments
  1. Jeerycore says:

    Firefox 3.6.13.NETCLR3.5.30729 Windows XP

    it’s just a speculate only. I THINK. But seriously is she look like a man..does she has that tranny figure on his body. She’s to damn hot.I don’t think she’s a he.

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