I was walking to a kopitiam at my neighbourhood one day and I cross by this menu by another restaurant which totally caught my attention.

The restaurant might just have too many caught mosquitoes and be creative by creating a dish out of it called Mosquito Rice. You know, we humans are always creative and eat whatever possibly we can from any creatures. But Mosquito Rice in Malaysia? This is the first time I heard about it. Oh yeah, did I mention it only cost RM4.50?

So, this is what I am expecting.

To my disappointment, it’s not a new dish. The chef is just being creative with the name only. Able to guess it? Scroll down for the answer and photo.

Before I start, I would like to thank Nuffnang for sending me the invites to the Standout party held by Nuffnang and Tiger Beer this coming Saturday. Can’t wait to see u guys there too =D

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If you are not aware of this, today – 1st June is World Milk Day. According to the site, Milk is a near perfect food source loaded with nine essential nutrients needed daily to keep bodies healthy and strong.

Of coz, since new born baby you’ll be needing to drink milk, your first milk is most likely to be breast milk (unless you are allergic or unable to drink breast milk due to certain circumstances). Then, slowly u’ll move on to powderred milk or fresh milk. Then, you are introduced to condensed milk, evaporated milk and so on.

Milk is good, it gives you the protein you need, specially those who doesn’t eat eggs. For the goodness of milk, ready it from the site k?

Let’s put the goodness of milk aside for a second, remember about the Oppai pillow earlier on? Now I have something more interesting to share. Guys will definitely love it. It’s 18 SX.

Are you ready?

Prepared?

Sure?

Ta daa!!!!

According to the forwarded milk(too much of milk?!) mail I receive, it’s biodegradable milk bottle (it’s oppai shape!) by TITO with 473ml.

You can refrigerate it. Can’t wait for it to be cold enough to drink? Or you would prefer it warm like human body temperature?

OMG… It’s leaking out. Guys will definitely love this photo.

You can SQUEEZE it hard or lightly to your favourite cuppa coffee.

Or you may drink it directly. Wow… always have those fantasy? Now you can drink directly, just have some imagination k?

Once done with your fantasy, please discard it properly… I dun think you wanna throw it infront of your house.

Dun ask me where to purchase this. Thanks. =p~~~

If you’re a Malaysian/Singaporean or whoever speaks or understand Hokkien, the word Cibai will immediately catch your attention and you know what it meant.

If you dun understand the dialect, I’ll explain to you. ‘Cibai‘ is a Hokkien (one of the Chinese dialect) word which means vagina. However, it is not used as such a innocent word, it’s a foul language usually used for swearing. Check out the meaning at urban Dictionary.

Now, Microsoft have named one of their tool as Cibai. “Nice”, “wonderful”, and interesting name huh?

Initially, I thought that it was some kinda prank, but again, this looks totally real and you may visit the website here for more information.

This shows that the person whom have came up with this name and the person whom have approved the name most likely doesn’t speak Hokkien, otherwise I believe this wouldn’t be approved. It’s one of the worst name you could give to a product/research done by yourself, unless you really hated it so much.

I got this somewhere on the internet -> Official Explanation from the Microsoft Researcher who developed CIBAI, Francesco Logozzo: “This is an old project I made when I was at university. I do not maintain it anymore, and the name stands for “Class Invariants By Abstract Interpretation” (CIBAI) “.

From the Microsoft Research site, it’s stated below:

We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.

We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances.

So, in IT terms and IT world, the next time a person says you Cibai, seems like it isn’t that bad afterall?

You know, usually what people says about bigger eyes, sharper brow gives the look, sharper nose, sharper face, more volume on hair completes the look.

So, here to introduce you my evil devil twin sister.

Oh my god… it’s giving me nigtmares looking at that picture but my Mr. BF wants me to post photo of this as it seems to excites interest him somehow.

I was introducing him on Xiaxue’s Guide to Life – Photoshop. Xiaxue was introducing the tool called Liquify in Photoshop totally amuses us and we were very much amazed by the power of Liquify. Mr. BF started off by experimenting on my photo.

Okay… that was a bit too extreme for each feature. FYI, I dun photoshop my face or body, okay? I mean, not at the moment yet. But it’s fun experimenting with it. Checkout Xiaxue’s video on how to do so. You may get addicted to it.

In the time being, I’d still prefer the original me. No more evil devil twin please.

Colleague and I was eating at Pusat Bandar Damansara (PBD) as usual. It was unusually long to wait for our bus that day. Then, we spotted a bus Rapid which was actually blocking the road, it seems to be stuck there. Initially, we just kinda ignore it and continue with our chit-chatting. After 5 minutes, the bus is still there, and more people are crowding up there, cars behind started to horn too.

As a Malaysian, I went there to look see also, u know, busybody, just to checkout what happened. *NOTE : Dun blame me for the bad quality of video..I was actually walking and zooming to the incident location.

Curious me went to the place to snap a photo too.

It was actually a white Toyota Wish parked too far out which obstruct the traffic. There’s about an inch away and both car and bus’ paint will be touching. The bus driver was kind enough not to scratch his paint. Hm… If I were the bus driver, I couldn’t have cared and just drive through.

A lady then shouted to other guys to stop staring and try to move the Toyota Wish.

When the guys was about to take action, out of no where, the car owner storm into the crowd without an apologetic expression, opened his car lock, and start his car engine. Guess what, he only drive about another inch to the front when there’s still space infront!

Then an oldman couldn’t stand it anymore and shouted “You bodoh ka?”. The car owner, get out of his car, and gave the old man the deep quiet fierce stare. If looks like it was about to be broken into a fight. But, by then, the bus have started moving again and we quickly leave the place to catch our company bus, we’re late.

When our bus make a round to turn back to office, I can view from the flyover that it have caused quite a massive jam outside coz it’s just a one lane drive.

I was then thinking, how could a person be so selfish or self-centred? He obstructed the path, people were waiting so long just because of him, he didn’t apologise instead acted as he was not wrong, and stared at the old man as if the old man did something wrong. Okay, perhaps the old man’s word was a little rude to him, but I were to say that out of my frustration too.

The car owner looks like he wasn’t in a good mood, maybe he didn’t have a good sleep that’s why he acted that way. If it’s such case, perhaps he should buy Japan’s Oppai breast pillow for a good night sleep and pleasure.

The web says “Resting your head on a gentle, yielding, giant bosom is a pleasure no one should be without.“.

Ahhh… this pillow shaped like a lady’s upper body with a pair of breast. It cost US$55 and you can purchase it from Japan Trend Shop. There is pink or black to choose from (too bad no skin colour). The cover is removable and machine-washable. The material of the pillow is Urethane-based memory foam and cotton for the cover.

I checked from newspaper and it’s mentioned this have been a hot item in Japan for both male and female. I wonder guys would have actually rested their head on it or, enjoying their palm rested on the breast of the pillow, or their face rubbing against it instead. But anyhow they use it, which means there’s more than a feature of use of this pillow and it’s perfect!

Btw, Oppai means breast in Japanese. Hmm… I haven’t been sleeping well too, perhaps I should grab one as well.