“Welcome to Bob Helpline. This is Bobvitha speaking. How may I help you?”

This yellow spongy fella have really big square head. And boy, he is short! His legs couldn’t even touch the floor when he sits. He has really short hands and he even needs to sit on a pillow so he can reach the keyboard and mouse like a kid sitting on a few stacked up chairs at a kopitiam so he can reach for his food.

Customers satisfaction is his no.1 priority, he takes his work seriously. He may have a few a lot of holes on his face, but kids love him, and probably some adults adore him. He smiles 24/7 a day even when he sleeps.

Guess who is in da house?

Let’s welcome SpongeBob Square Pants Bobvitha in da house!

(The owner is Kavitha, that makes him Bobvitha.)

*sniff sniff* I smell something… has he ever change his pants?

This is a very, very special day. No, it’s not my burfday, I’m a Virgo.

Faster guess!

*Ngek ngek* No idea?.

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You dunno becoz you’re not a Star Wars fan!!!

May 4 May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of a pun on the similarity between “May the 4th be with you” and “May the Force be with you“, a phrase often spoken in the Star Wars movies. LOL. You got it why May 4th now? I’m not a Star Wars fan either but I overheard it from Fly fm earlier then I Google about it.

Not surprising enough? Do you know that there is a Jedi Church in UK? I am totally clueless and speechless of this religion. Read more here. There’s even such thing called Jediism.

I overheard on the radio that they may want to declare May 4th as a Public Holiday, but it’s being rejected by their government.

Comeon’, public holiday for a movie? How cool is that!

May the 4th be with you! It’s a special day anyway.

Seriously, you must watch this youtube show, specially a MUST for the guys. I should rephrase. SPECIALLY A MUST FOR THOSE GUYS WHO IS ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK. Learn up, dude!

All you need is just 5 minutes for preparation to work from the time you wake up!

So, in 5 minutes time, you can :-
- shut your alarm clock
- take off your sleeping clothes
- prepare a healthy breakfast with coffee/tea without the mess
- wash your face
- brush your teeth
- wear your pants stylishly
- wear your shirt and button up nicely (dun need bother your GF button for you everytime)
- wear your tie neatly and super-fast
- wear your socks
- eat your prepared breakfast earlier (can put on butter/cheese on your bread too)
- wear your coat with style
- wear your shoe and tie the shoe lace

Voila! Off to work!

Wow… that’s one hell lotsa things to do in 5 minutes isn’t it?

It’s so creative and a time saving way, it helps saves you a lot of time for preparation and more time to spare if you stuck in a jam which consequently make it on time for work. By being on time to work, it prevents you from getting warning letter, penalty or whatever it is and indirectly, you give a good impression to your employer, sounds great isn’t it? Besides, you learn how to multi-task as well.

And best of all, your new galfriend will be so impress by your stunt and earn you some brownie points.

You better watch the tutorial over and over and over and OVER again until you get it right and be at work on time!