I’m an Agent Dogledile™ now, working for undisclosed sector.

That’s all I could disclose for now, till then!

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Okay… I was dreaming, dreaming big, dreaming fantasy. The Salt movie and contest must have gotten into me.

I recently joined a contest organised by Sony Pictures Malaysia and there is 5 mission to be completed and the final task is to take a best looking photo as an agent to expose Evelyn Salt. Here’s my photo submission.

Initially the photo looked a lil too simple, it doesn’t really stand out then I decided to add my plush croc in it too.

Thanks to Hui Wen whom help me to take these photos.

But if I am really an agent, my cover would be like this, act like a lil kiddo.

I dun wanna grow old. =\

Hey, dun play play, I type pretty fast with 2 fingers okay? Just that it looks like the keyboard have done something very wrong to me and I whack on the keys super hard till some of the alphabets sticker came off.

I received this forwarded mail earlier.

Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad.

Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

So, those who usually dun understand my typos, that proves that you do not have a great and strange mind? You better start taking more vitamins or herbs to improve that!

Wait a sec. WHAT? KOI FISH? Which part of me looks like a fish?!

Let’s see.

Dog alike. I accept this, coz I love making the big head dog photos. Anyway, that’s my Hiro boy.

Kangaroo alike. Okaaaaaaay…I guess it’s the teeth.

Wallaby alike. Hm.. perhaps our pose coincidently the same?

Sugar glider alike. People usually say I’m squirrel like, but I think I’m more to sugar glider.

Giraffe alike. Okay, maybe this is not that alike, just the sausage lips!

Puffer fish alike. Chubby face makes me looks like a puffer fish here.

Cat alike. I look silly like the cat with the pomelo head! LOL.

Cat alike again, I guess the pose is just similar only.

So far I could admit I look a bit like those, but why on earth Koi fish?! They’re not cute!!!!

So, to be honest, which animal do I really look like?

That’s how I felt, sooooooooooooooo pain, sooooooooooooooo emo, sooooooooooooooo frustrating! I so wanna cry out loud now. *sob sob~*

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Oh gosh, my beloved car. You’re only less than 2 years old, and it’s your first time to have a big scar now(I know you dun really have scar, I’ve taken care of you well all these while), how hurtful to see you like that. It’s my fault that you’re hurt, and I’m hurting inside to see you like that, especially my wallet too! =”(

Do you believe that when you’re poor, you’ll poor to the max, and when you have bad luck, it’ll be bad luck to the max? That’s what I’m having now. =| Poor is just one thing, luck just isn’t on my side make it worse.

Having an acne breakout now is frustrating and irritating enough for me, then my beloved camera that I always use for camwhoring is spoilt, my msn have virus, I got screwed for no reasons, I burnt my feet by stepping on my hair straightener by accident, and now, my car door is dented and the paint came off!!!

Seriously, what’s next? I felt like my heart was being stabbed with a sharp knife a few times, the knife was twisted in the wound with each stab, followed by a handful of salt being rubbed against the wound. That’s what I’m feeling now. I think it’s time to mandi bunga. Can I pluck the flowers from my garden and put in a pail of water to bath and consider it as mandi bunga already?

But to cheer up myself a little, I try, TRY to be more optimistic. There’s a saying, when bad things happen, good things come. I’m looking for all the good things which hopefully would happen soon enough.

So, *kneeling and pray hard nomore bad luck pls~*

Anyway, you have any good workshop to recommend? Please dun recommend those which is super cheap but not a good job one. Later I ended up fixing my car twice and I will definitely blame you for it! *joking*

Perhaps I should use some gal power to get discount, you know what I mean? *wink wink*

I’m innocent k? I’m referring to give the fella my best shot – the innocent pitiful puppy eye looks(best if there’s some tears too) asking in a manja (pampered) voice saying “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease~~~~~~~~~~”

Will that work?

You know pre-Chinese New Year is all always about cleaning the house till it’s sparkling clean which everything needs to be done before the first day of CNY. And yeah.. that’s the only time I clean my room, oh no..clean is the wrong word, I should use the word tidy instead(coz I dun take everything out and wipe away the dust or wipe my windows).

Earlier on you’ve seen how messy my room is.

But this year, with the help of my dear sister, I consider it as spring cleaning(I haven’t been digging out stuff from cupboards and wardrobe for the past 9 years). We She dug out all my clothes and everything from the cupboard and threw most of my stuff away which ended up with more than 10 plastics bags of rubbish collections( I prefer to call it years of collection).

Cleaning in-progress. No trespassing please.

The only thing I love about cleaning is not because my room looks sparkling clean after that, it’s because that’s the time that I could find back all my misplaced stuff and memories.

I’m flooded with all my young memories now(not to say I’m that old now, I’m just younger those days). I found my primary school photos(SRJK (C) Convent Datuk Keramat and SRJK (C) Puay Chai), my stamp collection, my favourite colour pencils, my carving knives, love letters and also the autograph book where we ask our friends to write their contact details and messages for us(there’s no Friendster or Facebook during that time k?), and also the telephone book (we dun have mobiles phones in those time, not like now so canggih, 5 years old also got mobile phone). Ish!!! I also re-read the love letters… Aww… so sweet~

But since IT is so advance now and with the help of Facebook, I managed to keep in touch with primary school mates and we still do have gathering once a year. I’m really thankful there’s Facebook which kept us connected all over the world with updates of where are my friends and what they are up to now. I myself specially like the point that I can stalk them on FB. It’s pretty interesting when you have got nothing better to do at home! Okay… I should really get a life now. This sound so wrong. >.<

Oh yeah… I also found a photo taken with Kit Siang 8 years back at Genting Mary Go Round. I recently went to Genting again with him and friends and took a similiar photo at the same place.

People say that we didn’t change much from 8 years till now. But please, please, please tell me I’m better looking now! I was so skinny back then and looked more like a skeleton bone rather than a human being. So, tell me I’m better looking now k?

So, for those memorable stuff that I found is kept in this Schu box now. I just opened up the box and see the stuff inside again. Awww… so much of memories. It’s really fun and enjoyable to open and read back those autograph books and of coz, love letters. *wink* Nowadays people uses email to send love letters instead, or maybe with Facebook messages.

Oh yeah, I must show you my favourite colour pencils, it’s Colleen Color Pencils. It has 30 pencils with different colours at both ends which means I have 60 colours. This is considered as one of my precious, I think I got it during my primary school times and if you observe closely, some of the pencils are still not sharped till now. I was super proud of my colour pencils at school coz I have skin beige colour to colour human skin on drawings, where most of the students were using brown colour instead.

My sis was happily digging out all my stuff from my cupboard while I was happily enjoying checking out all my stuff. When it comes to this one particular compartment, I told her not to clean it coz everything in there are important to me and I want to keep it.

She ignored me and opened it, she got stunned awhile and then burst into laughter and asked me to check out the stuff inside. I couldn’t help but laughed non-stop too.

There are 10 empty box of contact lens boxes(no more contact lenses inside) and also blank box of contact lens solution. Something important that you must know, I’ve done my eye lasik for over a year already. Each box of contact lens has 6 months of supply for each eyes. So, some calculation here.

10 box contact lens = 2.5 years

eye lasik done = 1 year ago

This mean that I have kept the empty contact lens box for about 3.5 years now.

Did I also mentioned that I’m a great collector of boxes and shopping plastic bags?

I also found my arm floats. The baby Flintstones arm float that I used when I was still in kindergarten.

I also have kept one of my drawings from Secondary, couldn’t recall which year though. My sis forced me to throw it away, else I would have still kept it. So, I took a photo of it to keep as a memory.

Suki must have also recall her puppy memories. While we were cleaning, she went to this small red basket and slept all of sudden.

FYI, she used to sleep a green basket when she was a puppy till I sew her this house.

I took a day or two to sew this ok? Dun play-play. Inside got Christmas light also one.

To prevent the puppies from disturbing my cleaning job, I bought the playpen to kinda cage them with all their teddy bears, blanket, water supply and toilet provided.

They seem to enjoy their new “house”.

But they still do sleep on my bed at night.

Sound asleep, they very much enjoy the comfort of my bed.

With the help of those fragrance and gift boxes, my stuff are more manageable now.

My sis have helped me to tag the boxes too so I could easily find my stuff back.

I also bought a new Ikea drawer to put my clothes, my wardrobe is just not big enough for all my clothing. You wouldn’t believe how much of clothes I have donated out.

All my facial stuf are nicely arranged too.

After a few days more than a week of cleaning, my room is finally clean.

*PROUD* such a great achievement for me. I think my room was never this clean. Told ya earlier, I haven’t been REALLY cleaning my room for the past 9 years living here. Shii… Thank god my mum doesn’t read my blog. At this moment, my room is in the condition of messy again. Just one day is enough for me to turn this clean room into a very messy stage, I dun need to dirty it up on purpose, that’s just me!

Take note, my room also has a full length mirror now. ^.^

You know what that means?

I gonna take more vain photos till you’re sick of it. Nah… just joking, but I wanna show one more photo of myself here now. =p

So, moral of this blog post, I’m such a good collector right? I know I know… Thank you thank you. Let me give you some explanation. I love to keep things, becoz I have this thought in mind which is “What if I need it next time? It may still be in use.” . So, I tend to keep more stuff(I dun consider it rubbish)=D The next time if you wanna keep your things, I think you can pass to me, I can really keep it for a long loooooooooooooong time, I could even forget that I have kept it till you ask from me again. I might charge you a small fees for it perhaps.

But there is no guarantee that my sis will throw it away. So, dun blame me for it later! XD

Oh yeah… Ikea have the contest for room makeover for messiest room months back, I thought I could have won if I join too. =p

But the problem is, how frequent you got into that blurness? And How blur were you? Does people describe you as a blur person?

Hm… let me tell you my story. This post is inspired by a friend who suddenly pop up on my Facebook and reminded me about my blur story.You know who you are if you’re reading.

1. Many years back, I saw this this compact looking of a 4 wheel drive in a car park which I thought it looks cute and suitable for ladies.

Then I turned to my bestie and ask :” Ehh… that car quite nice la, what car is that?”

Then she burst into laughter.

Bestie :” OMG..Mei Chin!!! That’s Perodua Kembara la!”

Coz I have seen that car god-knows-how-many-million-times on the road.

Explanation : I’m just not good at recognizing things, especially those unimportant stuff, it just somehow get filtered out from my memory okay?

2. Mathematics, it’s something I’m good I was good at, really.

So, what’s 7×5 = ?

My answer was 30.

That number somehow just slipped out of my mouth accidentally. When I said I was good at Mathematics, I mean I was good at applying formulas. Calculation can always be done with Calculators. That’s what calculators are for right?! RIGHT?!! School even encourages the use of Scientific Calculator.

Just FYI, I scored A1 for Modern Mathematics and A2 for Add Mathematics okay? Dun play play…

3. I woke up 1 fine morning, still a little sleepy and preparing for work. As usual, I’ll go to the toilet, brush teeth, wash my face, apply toner, moisturizer, eye cream… non-important stuff. Okay, then, before I change I’ll spray on my pink colour bottle Adidas Deodorant Spray.

So, as usual, take it from the shelf and “Sssphiiii…”.

Hm… How come doesn’t smell the same as usual? How come it seems so oily?

Look again at the bottle I’m holding, look again at the shelf.

Damn! I grabbed the wrong bottle, the bottle I was holding was a blue colour bottle of my hair spray for shine!

Ended up washing up. =.=”"

Explanation for this? I guess I was really too sleepy. As for now, I always double check the bottle I hold before spraying it.

4. Okay..this just happened 2 days back. We had a very full Korean meal (I ate 2 bowl of rice okay?) and he was blasting ATB’s song. Eating so full and listening to such music is annoying for me. So I switched to the Radio and it was playing the music of a song(no one singing at that point).

Then, Mr. BF told me :”Hey, this is my favourite song. I really really love this song.”

Me : “Ehh…have u heard of the new song by Taylor Swift and Boys Like Girls? That song very nice, it’s my favourite.”

Mr. BF shake his head and said:”Aiyoh… It’s this song la!”

Me :” …”

I was speechless and I got angry and turned and looked outside of the window. Then I smiled, smiling at how silly that was. Okay, maybe that’s becoz I dun have music talent?

5. I by far find this the funniest thing I ever did. About 5 years back when I was just together with my current BF, he was driving my bestie back home and I was in the car too. I was sitting at the front passenger seat, and of coz, my bestie is sitting at the back passenger seat.
So, once we arrived at her house, I went down the car quickly, and moved the front passenger seat immediately to allow my bestie to come down from the car.

My bestie then ask : “Mei Chin, what are you doing?!”

Me : “Let you come down from the car lor!”

Then my bestie and Mr. BF laughed so hard, I got stunned for a moment and then I knew how blur and stupid was my action.

You know why?! Damn…  can’t believe I’m telling this… IT’S A 5-doors CAR!!!

Okay… I have explanation for that. Take note I mention I was just together with my current BF. Before that, I was with my ex who droves 3-doors car. I’ve been repeating that action for about 2-3 years. So, u really gotta understand the situation I was in.

I feel dumb by telling this, but I find it funny too at the same time and thought, perhaps my story could brighten up your gloomy day(if you’re having one). Hope you had a great laughter too.

I’ve told mine. So, you have any blur moments of you to share too?

Nono. I’m not talking about this cheat -> cheat on: be sexually unfaithful to one’s partner in marriage;

I’m talking about this.

I’m not talking about baking too. Wait a minute, did I just left you clueless?

And now I reveal the truth…

You might love or hate me for it now.

Ready?

I didn’t chop of my hair la! Some of you tell me how childish or how unsuitable it was, just say it’s ugly k?

See! It’s still long. But there are people who actually asked me how come my hair grow so fast. LOL. There’s such thing called wig ok?

But for those who loved my short hair. Here’s some photos. I perasan gila here. Hehehe… Mr. BF got cheated too. I guess he was totally expecting this short hair when he fetch me from KL Central the other day. I guess he’s still heart broken with me of not having that short hair and now he put the photos as wallpaper. But if my hair is this thick I might have chop it short too.

I think short straight fringe is just not my kinda thing. I remember I cut it short last time and my friends laughed at me. How sad…

Okay, I know… I wanna laugh now too. I looks so… so round!

But I still look cute with the Minnie Mouse hairband right?

But anyway, I still prefer my fringe swept to the side.

By the way, my sis actually wanted to buy a short hair wig I just happen to be there and get a little playful and tried it on too.

Here’s my sis with short hair wig.

This is a shorter wig.

She looks funny with this super short hair, like kinda “lut“(pronounce in Cantonese), right?

This is the wig I tried. I still prefer her with the longer wig. Nonono… I still prefer her with her long hair! I’m not going out with her if she wears this wig!

Here’s her with her long hair.

Tell me I’m cuter than my sis please regardless I’m wearing the wig or not? Please please please~

Okay, I know Singapore is not far away just right beside Malaysia, but still it’s a foreign country. And there, I did some impulsive stuff.

1. From the earlier post, you should have already seen. I did something to my hair.

2. Brazilian wax. It’s not like we dun have this in Malaysia but I didn’t dare to try it all these while. So, my sis told me to try out and so I did. Okay, to me the process is kinda embarrassing. Unlike spa I’d need to full top naked and wearing only a disposable undie, this time I’d need to be bottom half naked to a total stranger. Luckily, the process is fast, perhaps about 15 minutes I guess. But the moment the lady strip of the layer of wax, it’s one of the most painful seconds I had in this 23 years. The lady advised me to do it monthly, saying that it won’t be as pain anymore. I doubt that though… but I’ll let you know after I try my second time next end of this month.

I can’t show you mine or any va-jay-jay area here but I’ll just use below pictures as illustration of how it looks like for before and after.

I know you have good imagination, even without pictures you’ll still get the idea.

3. Impulsive buying. Oh gosh…I dun usually shop alot, I mean I dun buy many many clothes at 1 time except if it’s CNY around the corner. Not like it’s CNY is in a month time but I ended up Xmas shopping spree in Singapore. I should say it’s more like a shopping marathon there. The first day shopping was 12 hours, second day was 10 hours, third day was 6 hours, and the next day god-knows-how-many-hours. Each day I ended up with handful of shopping bags back home.

I ate a lot there, thanks to my sis whom sponsored my full stay and food. But I think I didn’t put on that much weight due to the shopping marathon. I seriously think it can replaced exercise already, 11am-11pm of walking and shopping. Think about this, grab a handful of clothes (always reach the max limit of clothes to bring in for trying), then bend down take of your skir/pants, then you stretch up your hand to take off your top. Repeat this like maybe >20 times. Good exercise right? I wonder how much of calories was burnt…

Anyway, the shopping spree had me a hole in my pocket. I bought 7 tops, 4 dresses, 4 skirts, 1 short pants, 1 cardigan.

Also, I bought a Jose’Eber Signature Series Curling Iron for SGD155 and it comes with a free trendy packaging of a small straightening iron(Christmas promotion). I only wanted to purchase a straightening iron but geez…the angmoh sales person damn good la! Convince me non-stop till I bought the curling iron in the end. But gals, if you have straight hair and didn’t want to curl it due the the troublesome maintenance sake, then get this! It’s darn good. Did I mention it comes with lifetime warranty?

4. Pole dance stunt. I dun learn pole dance but I waited for my sis for her class. You’ll love the place coz it’s where you see all the sexy ladies dress in very few clothes and do all the sexy moves and stunts. For the sake of snapping a npole dance stunt picture of me, I ended with 4 blue-blacks on my legs.

This looks like a simple pose but let me tell you… It’s not that simple!!! I didn’t have the strength on my arm, I can only stay for the position for at most 2 seconds.See…failure. Geez…. I wonder how did the small little girl climb way up to the pole?

After a full try finally managed to capture a picture of my so-called-stunt.

Wth…the person behind me makes my stunt look so darn easy!

So, a brand new year again. We should have like a brand new start which means it’s time again to set a resolution. So, have you set your next year resolution yet?

Wait a second.

*knock knock*

Have you ever set one thus far?

Okay. Let me tell you my next year resolution.

1. Exercise more often. Not like I’ve actually exercise for the past 3 years though. So, I should exercise at least 3 times a week. Wait a min, 3 times seems to be a lot. Make it 2 then.

2. Walk Run with my pups and dog. I’ve been observing Suki’s tummy, realize that her spare tyre is getting bigger, and sadly, mine too. There is a quote about “You know it’s time to walk your dog when you put on weight.” Something like that, I dun really recall the exact quote but it has similiar meaning. Correct me k?

3. Continue with my routine job. Okay, this is not exactly a resolution. I should set a target like a more challenging job. But er… let’s see how. End of the day, I guess PAY and FLEXIBILITY still matters.

Hmm… I guess that’s all. Couldn’t think of what else to set right now. No point setting too much of targets knowing you can’t achieve or won’t focus on it right?

So, a brand new year, and it should be a brand new me too, right?

Hehe…what do you think of my brand new look then?

Love it? hate it? Tell me!